CholinergicCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DrummingDramaCraft

anger, christmas gift, Communication Issues, DrummingDramaCraft, Drumset, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Frustration, gift giving, holiday celebration, late arrival, mad at sister, Niece, niece’s happiness, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, sister’s reaction, Time management, unreliable

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	New Chunks Explored:	133694
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1346
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	14

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	9302	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6939	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

202.181.188.45:25987

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3730
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Star Shards Collected:	115	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	753850
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1795	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	9103

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3851
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	5413	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	92
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	272
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	957460	Runes Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2