ChokeCraft SMP – I Like When We Choke | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7641	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	5377	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9014	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	112	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Runes Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3229	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	93
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	525526
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	347	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3009
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1