ChocoTurn Minecraft Server

Choco, ChocoTurn, His, HIS TURN CHOCO, IT, IT WAS HIS, IT WAS HIS TURN CHOCO, long tail: IT WAS HIS TURN, Minecraft, Server, Turn, TURN CHOCO, was

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a llama named Choco who is the ultimate ruler! It was his turn to lead and boy, does he take his job seriously. He’s got a diamond-studded crown and everything!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama king, dance with creepers, and go on a wild treasure hunt all in one place? Come join the fun and see what other crazy adventures await you!

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	250171
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	2063	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ores Mined:	2408
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Towns Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	274
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3879
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	193

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2372	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	167	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8956

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8560	Zombie Dances:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	747608
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3820
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!