Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 257 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Dimension Hops: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ores Mined: 7918
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4644 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1084 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Crops Grown: 1238
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 New Chunks Explored: 11665
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 586
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1776
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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