A survival Minecraft server with Geyser which lets bedrock players join and a bunch of plugins and relatively lag-free using the same hardware and sofware as many big servers.
mc.chocolatepvp.org
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Hawk Tuah Girl Minecraft SMP: MemeCoin Lawsuit Response
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise and the creepers are trained circus performers who explode confetti instead of TNT.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can tame a wild llama, it will take you on a magical journey to a hidden realm filled with enchanted loot.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!
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BlockParty Minecraft Server
Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our friendly villagers! And don’t worry, our diamond mines are definitely not run by any sneaky jews trying to steal your loot.Join us for a wild ride through a world where the only drama is whether to build your house out of quartz or diamond blocks. Our community is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to love and explode in harmony.
But beware, our Ender Dragon is a total diva and will only be defeated by players wearing the trendiest armor sets. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s whiter and more drama-free than a Taylor Swift concert.
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Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).
We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.
Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!
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Towa’s Epic Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Towa wins… at being the most ridiculously awesome server out there!Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the Rainbow Llama Unicorn. Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or just make them jealous of your fabulous mount).
So why wait? Join Towa wins… and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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I Love Imouto Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.Our server is filled with wacky mods that will have you questioning reality. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We’ve got you covered. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen.
But the real reason you should join? Our admin, Imouto, is actually a wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly zombie named Bob.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!