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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

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No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

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EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

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Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	4242	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8520	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8216
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	141	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Potions Brewed:	161	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3388	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Potions Brewed:	117	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Crops Grown:	2233
Magic Items Found:	7098	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4376	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3