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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9360 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 808006 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
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