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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8301 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5175 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
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So why wait? Join now for a chance to navigate through the chaos of the Israel-Palestine conflict, watch a 1948 Nakba documentary, and learn why Evangelicals are considered useful idiots. It’s a Minecraft server experience like no other!