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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6509 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
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