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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6947 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 255183 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.