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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6535 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.