so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Dragons Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
New Chunks Explored: 916789 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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