ChinaCarBlock2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyPrideMC

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Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Potions Brewed:	85	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Void Gems Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Potions Brewed:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	236
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Potions Brewed:	186	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	776	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.