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BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WeekCraft Warriors

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On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	New Chunks Explored:	126520

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Eco Trash Bash

#sustainability, Bash, biodegradable, biodegradation, degradation, Eco, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental research, Environmental Science, environmental sustainability, marine life, microbeads, microplastic pollution, microplastics, ocean pollution, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, Trash, waste management

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6317
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8258
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6476	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CatCraftHideout

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Emeralds Found:	576
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyMindz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1957
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

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Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8152
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, comfort, Community, Creative, distractions, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, good players, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Server, slimecraft, Survival

The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9841	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

#addons, active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bread, Chaos, Cheating, Dedicated, Diamond, Discord, Economy, fillings, Fruity, Fun Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, laughs, new players, Playerheads, Questionable, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview
2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Dedicated player base + Fun events
Diamond economy
Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
What is the average age range of players on the server?	Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
Is the server friendly to new players?	Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bubble, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Dedication, Effort, emotional investment, hard work, healthy relationships, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, relationships, romance, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31