ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1406

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Votes:	6449	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	864421	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8524	Buildings Constructed:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	89	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	New Chunks Explored:	492463
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8715
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	136
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Villages Defended:	10