ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

19 cm, Boyfriend, Calm, calm down, Chillcraft, cock size, EASY, Experience, first time, fucking, funny, girl, intimate encounter, Intuitive, judgment, Massive, meeting in person, meeting up, Minecraft, sex, sexual encounter, size perception, smp, Virgin

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3839
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	512
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Farms Harvested:	616
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	128	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5493	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Animals Bred:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8686
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3737
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.