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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Farms Harvested: 297
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY