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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 30 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6780
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY