ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magic Items Found:	3809	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.

And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6143
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9483	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	6457	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchantments Applied:	146
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58
Villages Defended:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1149	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Star Shards Collected:	125	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ores Mined:	3256

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	169	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	233
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!