ChildhoodTraumaCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Farms Harvested:	316	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6924	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

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lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Plasma Hole Blasters

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OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	4893
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Animals Bred:	72
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1