ChildhoodSayingMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8789
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4424	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4310	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	4152
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9039	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.