ChildhoodSayingMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ores Mined:	4818	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4239	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6153	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1008	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

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so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!