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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2258 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 101 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?