ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crankshafted

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Potions Brewed:	134	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	3934
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ores Mined:	2706	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crops Grown:	3914	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	2337

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Potions Brewed:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	110
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1123	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dimension Hops:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Votes:	799
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Mines Excavated:	4464

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Players:	102/300	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3