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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9503 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
So like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna join a community of crazy rich billionaires who are all about having kids but like, don’t wanna pay for childcare. It’s like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild group of players anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground daycare where all the kids can hang out while their parents are busy mining for diamonds. It’s like, the ultimate family-friendly server, except not really because we’re all a bunch of maniacs. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
