Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Potions Brewed: 138 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4735 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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