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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Animals Bred: 84 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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