Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 259

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ores Mined: 1928 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Zombie Dances: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Magic Items Found: 7254 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Emeralds Found: 9547
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Chimeras Created: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dimension Hops: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Animals Bred: 124
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ores Mined: 3243
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Magic Items Found: 8712 Dragon Scales Harvested: 414
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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