Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Secret Passages Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers