Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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