ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2611
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	865
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	3980
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	46303
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	899
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Items Found:	6167	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	3475

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	8633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Votes:	5002	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	New Chunks Explored:	962436

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ores Mined:	3031	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	2163	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Farms Harvested:	625	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4