| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8946 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6441 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4245 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9763 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 | Potions Brewed: | 74 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1095 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2341 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7460 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Emeralds Found: | 473 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5092 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6612 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6275 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4413 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8865 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7308 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7811 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2460 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8984 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2718 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8116 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2996 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7035 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2007 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 1000 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4204 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
