| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 559 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2108 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5927 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 248 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4715 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4343 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 25384 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3377 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8587 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Ores Mined: | 5697 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2426 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2014 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8096 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Votes: | 1384 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9442 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7360 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 379 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 578 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2577 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4335 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 481 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2133 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
