NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/gaming-community-jokes/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	982347	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	Villages Defended:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3580	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4793
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5122