Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	140
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Emeralds Found:	3761	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	6808
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	9164	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.