Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

Java IP (No Port Needed): coastcraft.ddns.net Bedrock IP & Port: coastcraft.ddns.net : 19132

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	68
Potions Brewed:	156	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RIVMC

Survival

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.