Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

Survival, Vanilla

A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkylexMC

Survival Games, Vanilla

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	536249

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sneazy Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pure Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CoffeeWCream

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a friendly community of Coffee enjoyers <3 if you like Coffee or friendly people then come join us at coffeewcream.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Rexagon Kingdoms

Skyblock

Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	222
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DCGaming Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OceanSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CenterState

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1692	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StarNexus

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DragonCraft Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Skywars, Survival

Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

craftingtopianetwork

Factions, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

we are open

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PicKac

Survival

Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.