Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Club Obsidian

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

mc.RATIO.lv

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

Hello everyone

The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

Good luck, have fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crops Grown:	6337
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

difinitycraft

Survival

Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	3824

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NightPvp

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	170
Meteorites Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

blockcityjail

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CaballoCraft

Economy, FTB, PvP

Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.