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DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ores Mined:	2326
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Farms Harvested:	756

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	379

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Farms Harvested:	939	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	205
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7788	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

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Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Buildings Constructed:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2