Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

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Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡DUELS | MEGA-PVP | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can enjoy tasteful views while building your dream world!

Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.

Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.

And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sonic Adventure 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2412
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

War Within Minecraft SMP: World of Warcraft Lore

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have recreated the epic World of Warcraft War Within lore in blocky form! Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests, battle mythical creatures like creepers and zombies, and build our own epic castles to defend against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will allow you to fly on a pig, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a blocky version of Sylvanas Windrunner herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure. Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the World of Warcraft War Within madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4242
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel dedicated to creating top five lists on video games. With a focus on modern gaming trends and popular titles, Top5Gaming has amassed a large following of gamers looking for recommendations and rankings. The channel is known for its engaging content and informative videos, making it a go-to source for gaming enthusiasts looking for new games to play.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

> IN SHAL L AH WE WILL DE ST ROY ISRAE-… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to destroy Israel… ack! Just kidding, that’s not our goal at all. In fact, we are all about spreading peace and love through the power of blocky building!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Trust us, it’s a whole thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Remember, inshAllah we will destroy… ack! Just kidding, we’re all about peace and fun here.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty XCI Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers!

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2878
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	445264
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – /d4g/ – Diamond Digging Delights

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a true hero edition experience like never before.

Imagine battling demons and monsters in a world filled with epic loot and powerful builds. Our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Diablo IV, with patch notes and builds to help you conquer the land.

But that’s not all! We have events like World Boss fights and Legions that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about our Codex filled with secrets and mysteries waiting to be discovered.

Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our gambling tools to win amazing prizes and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	226	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	150	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3