Cherry Blossom SMP || 1.17.1 – 1.19 || Ranks || Towny || mcMMO || Economy || Graves || NO Pay-to-Win || Bedrock Crossplay

bedrock, Brewery, Customitems, Economy, Eulacompliant, Eulafriendly, Graves, MCMMO, Nogrief, Nogriefsurvival, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, Pets, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Safepvp, Survival, Towny, Uniqueexpierience

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

🌸 Cherry Blossom 🌸 is a family friendly(PG) server that was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while offering a variety of plugins and commands that enhance the minecraft experience such as /warps, /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! We want to be your “home” server where you can relax and enjoy a wonderful survival experience for both java and bedrock players!

Simple and effective spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs.

JAVA IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.co(If this IP doesn’t work for some reason, use: 147.135.31.45:25655)

BEDROCK IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.coBEDROCK PORT: 25655 Connecting to Bedrock

Bedrock players can use the following commands:/offhand – Swaps items from main-hand to off-hand like java/advancements – See all of the java advancements for your account.

Game version: 1.17.1 (1.18 compatible)

Discord:https://discord.gg/JkVmvn54CS

Founded 8-01-21

CoreProtect Anti-Grief :Can’t afford a town yet? Don’t worry! Griefing is not allowed, and if it happens we can roll it back!

Private Vault Plots:Purchase a vault at /warp vault for a permanent bank! Comes with a teleport, TONS of storage, and an ender chest.

NO PAY-TO-WIN. EVER:EULA friendly donation options. We only offer fun and cosmetics to support the server.

Dynmap:View the entire towny map and town borders!http://cherryblossom.apexmc.co:6921/

Misc and QoL plugins:Brewery plugin! Invisible item frames via /itf. Item pickup filter via /itemfilter.

Ranks:Spend your hard earned in-game money to rank up and unlock new pets and permissions such as more locks, sethomes, /back, /workbench, /anvil, /enderchest, /condense, /nick, /fly and more!

Grave system:If you die your inventory and levels will be stored in a little gravestone for 1 hour and even tell you the coordinates in chat. In an emergency you can teleport to your grave for $500 with /graves.

Unique Custom Items and Crates/Keys:Obtain various keys that open loot crates just by playing! These keys are ONLY obtained through gameplay and never sold in the donor shop. These crates reward you with gear unobtainable anywhere else!

mcMMO:Progress your character and level up just by playing to unlock powerful and useful abilities.

Server shop:Sell items to the general store to make quick money.

Towny:Rank up to knight to be able to purchase and manage your own town.

Player shops:Baron rank can buy their own display shops. Shop in the player market at /warp vault or set up a shop of your own!

Player economy:Buy and sell items to other players with ease using the /auctionhouse or buy/sell from player shops in /warp vault!

Money from mobs:Kill mobs, animals, and bosses to earn money.

Come give us a try! We have miscellaneous features for fun such as /sit, chairs, and invisible item frames. We always take suggestions!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dimension Hops:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5448	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8551	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Votes:	7058	Players Killed by Monsters:	3249
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mines Excavated:	4486

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!