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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8987 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
