come join our minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our levels is the industrial chemical BTMPS in our fentanyl! our samples contain an average of 7 times more BTMPS than fentanyl, with BTMPS sometimes accounting for more than 50% of a drug sold as “fentanyl.”
why join? because we have the most lit drug-infused minecraft experience you’ll ever find! build your base, mine for resources, and get high on BTMPS all day long. who needs diamonds when you’ve got chemical compounds, amirite?
so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate high in minecraft. just watch out for those pesky researchers trying to shut us down. they just jealous of our chemically enhanced gameplay.
