Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8176 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Towns Built: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3106 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5144 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Enchantments Applied: 128
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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