Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Love Letters Sent: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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