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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9372 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
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