CheatersNeverProsperMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	5135	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Votes:	9848
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Potions Brewed:	50	Holy Grails Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	693	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Farms Harvested:	659	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3904	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3425	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	938
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3