CheatersNeverProsperMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2583

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2699
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Buildings Constructed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	521	Ores Mined:	2107
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Items Found:	7269	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9183	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Animals Bred:	192
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
New Chunks Explored:	708685	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Crops Grown:	6460
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	757747
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	348
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crops Grown:	4455	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	9488	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	270454

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.