Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Towns Built: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Farms Harvested: 265

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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