Charms so fresh, they’re still raw! Join Vanilla Charm for unlimited fun with 30 slots and an active community on version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, 30 slots, Active, active community, building, Charm, charms, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Fresh, Friendly staff, Fun, Griefing, Join, Minecraft, Mob Farming, new chunk loading, No Lag, PvP, Raiding, Raw, redstone machines, Server, Slots, spawn protection, stealing, Support, Teaming, Theyre, Unlimited, unlimited farming, Vanilla, Version, world backups

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	7263	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Animals Bred:	77

New Minecraft Servers

Two Times A Charm Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Overview	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily

FAQ

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racisms
No Lag Machines
No Threating
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Greifing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	710	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Dragons Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	5707
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8579	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	885	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Crops Grown:	1877	Potions Brewed:	199
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	71

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8107
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6503
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Buildings Constructed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	105
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!