Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out of existence like a chapter on hiatus? Well, look no further because our server is better than the entirety of Wan Piss (yes, we said it).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling mythical creatures, and finding hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Just don’t blame us if you never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Gods Slained: 0
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Emeralds Found: 4428
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 3363
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Potions Brewed: 119
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Animals Bred: 122
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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